Why You Should Avoid AmSouth Bank like the Plague
Is Satan Their CEO?

Let’s face it, every bank in America is a corporate criminal; if a person conducted business the way a bank does they’d be serving consecutive sentence for fraud and racketeering. Can you think of any other business in the world that charges you for the privilege of using your money? I know all banks suck and should be subjected to some sort of massive Project Mayhem style attack, but this article is going to specifically single out one particular bank and suggest that if you possibly can avoid doing any business with them at all you should.

Word of advice from someone who knows: Avoid AmSouth Bank at all costs. Do not open an account with them. If you do this you will do so at your own risk. Why should you not open an account with AmSouth Bank? Because they will cheat you. They will steal your money and when you try to reason with them you will be forced to talk with employees who have apparently undergone the same lobotomy procedure as anyone who still believes the war in Iraq is going well for the US.

I don’t mean to attack the AmSouth Bank tellers. The AmSouth Bank tellers are fine. But if you should find yourself in the deeply unfortunate situation of being forced to hold a conversation with an AmSouth Bank executive, prepare to engage in a conversation that be roughly as penetrable as Abbott and Costello’s Who on First routine. I was charged $140.00 bank charged something that didn’t cost AmSouth any money. Upon realizing this I was quickly credited with half the amount. Unfortunately, I was told I’d be refunded the full amount but that it would have to wait for the monthly series of whatever the heck it is that banks do with all those charges that customers must put up with because we have no other recourse.

Guess what? I never received that full refund. In other words, AmSouth Bank STOLE $70.00 from my account with no adequate explanation. AmSouth Bank, I’m sure, isn’t any different from any other bank. They’re all crooks and we’re all stuck paying all their charges because the American economic system is built in such a way that if you don’t have a bank account you are essentially unable to buy a house or pay for electricity or get a credit card or open a Paypal account. Frankly, I’m sick of banks. Not just AmSouth Bank, though right now frankly I wouldn’t shed any tears if their executive officers suddenly found themselves at the mercy of a few Al Qaeda operatives.

I’m tired of doing businesses with banks. The tellers are typically the only ones in the entire corporate structure who have any idea of what’s really going on inside the bank; bank managers are about as useful as Donald Rumsfeld in a military strategy meeting. I can’t get away from them; I know that. I may even accept it one day. But for now, I guess the only way I’ll ever get my $72 dollars worth back from AmSouth Bank is to warn as many as people as I can to stay away from them.

AmSouth Bank cheats you.
AmSouth Banks steals your money.
AmSouth Bank managers are idiots who can’t explain the simplest banking techniques to you.

If you have money in an AmSouth Bank, take it out now. If you are considering opening an account with AmSouth Bank, do you yourself a favor and open an account with a loan shark instead. At least a loan shark lets you know he’ll put a hurting on you. AmSouth Bank lies and pretends they are trustworthy and honest.

AmSouth Bank is not honest.

They may very well, in fact, be in the service of Satan.